"I've always said you can't control your child without allowing her to roam free. This is just my special way of holding Miley's hand, and letting her become a woman, on her own terms."
This was the press release from Billy Ray Cyrus as of last night, after word spread that his 16 year old daughter and pop princess Miley Cyrus would be losing her virginity to her current boyfriend Justin Gaston, 20, at Disney's Magic Kingdom come sometime next month. However, because Miley is underage, the law demands that there be parental consent. Her father not only consented, but took the initiative to supervise the event, "Justin's a good guy and he's got God on his side. I'm sure he'll be more than a gentleman."
Disney stepped in to sponsor the momentous occasion of their teen superstar, as they had for her 16th birthday this past October. President and Chief Executive of Disney, Robert A. Iger, said the final arrangement was a compromise,"Miley's father originally demanded that the star's deflowering be aired on a special episode of Hannah Montana. I couldn't let that happen, so we settled on a sponsored event. We've been battling to keep a healthy relationship with the Cyrus family, but sometimes all we can do is agree to disagree... and then agree again."
When approached about the publicity of the event, Gaston stated, "I'm into it. I mean, you know, if her daddy's cool with it, I'm cool." Gaston also said that he is positive this will boost his celebrity status, "I just want to be like Ashton Kutcher, but not be married to an old chick."
Although the final date of "Miley's First Time: A Disney Adventure" is still being kept a secret, we can assume that it will be one of the mostly highly attended events the park has ever experienced.
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