Monday, November 17, 2008

Brangelina Family Accidently Adopts American Orphan!


Angelina Jolie announced in a press conference last Thursday that her family has added a new member to the gang.

The little bundle of joy seems to have wandered into their lives unexpectedly during their most recent trip to their residence in New Orleans. Jolie claims that the kids brought him in after he "followed them home."

Zahara and Maddox found the child crawling around a vacant lot near their home. Although the children could not be reached for comments, Jolie says that, "the kids convinced me to keep him by saying that they would take care of him. We'll hold on to him until they find something else to play with."

The actress had no intention of ever adopting a child from her own country of origin. " I've always said that when you adopt a child it has a cultural story that you bring into your life. I already know his story because I see it every time I drive by a Sonic. It's disgusting."

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